I See Drunk People . . . and a Dead Dictator?

Well gang, I was shocked to find that one of the top Google Hot Trend key phrases for this evening is "Haley Joel Osment DUI." Yep . . . our little Oscar-nominated 11-year old is all grown up. He's following the great, new Hollywood tradition of going out drinking and driving. He's still under age, by the way. Oh yeah . . . he also is going to be charge with misdemeanor possession of pot. I sort of feel bad for the dude. Everybody screws up when they are young. But, you take a big risk when you drive drunk.

There is also a key phrase called "Fidel Castro Dead." Basically, there is no hard news here. Just a lot of people speculating that he might be dead. Hmmm . . . weird. What would that mean for Cuba? It will be interesting to watch and see what happens.

One other interesting key phrase tonight is "ornate baboon." The story here is this jackass had an Ornate Golden Baboon Spider as a pet, and he decided he couldn't handle it anymore. So, he surrendered it to the SPCA. This bad boy has venom equal to that of a scorpion. The male can get up to five inches in length while females can reach eight inches. The SPCA representative characterizes the Ornate Golden Baboon Spider as "nasty" and says "it would bite you just to bite you." What the heck did this person think he was going to do with this thing? Holy crap! At least he didn't just release it. They can live for over a decade.

OK. That's my blah blah blah for today. Have a great night!